SCREENPLAYS
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ACTION ADVENTURE
DEATH MERCHANT: (Action-Adventure) Based on the multi-million selling action-adventure series (71 books) by Joseph R. Rosenberger about a freelance operative for the CIA who’s a master of death, destruction and disguise.
REALITIVELY DEAD: (Action-Adventure-Horror) During the most dangerous eight hour shift of his career, Detective Jack Steckler battles an army of ravenous zombies assisted by his partner, Detective William Brooks, who also happens to be a zombie, too.
COMEDY
ALL HANDS ON DICK: (Buddy Comedy) Former action superstar Dick Landberg’s chance of a comeback arrives in the form of an all-gay pirate musical.
A WING AND A PRAYER: (Family-Comedy-Fantasy) An angel working at a dry cleaners in Heaven borrows a customer's wings for a joy ride and crash lands on Earth.
BAKER'S DOZEN: (Family-Comedy-Adventure) When Willie Baker learns he only has three days to get his performing pig act from California to Texas for an audition with the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus, the last thing he needs is three runaway kids hitching along for the ride.
BEST WESTERN: (Comedy-Western) It’s 1876 in the Wild West town of Cactus Springs…where banks get robbed, robbers get caught and caught robbers get hanged. Where folks are friendly, especially the ladies at Daisy’s Tenderloins, and where Sheriff Roy Nottingham and Deputy Chester Drawers uphold the law with a six gun in one hand and a soup spoon in the other.
BUMPER TO BUMPER: (Comedy) Crooked new owners of a used car dealership give the old sales crew one day to outsell the new sales team or lose their jobs.
DAMNTRAK: (Dark Comedy-Fantasy-Adventure) Recently deceased Eddie Agro takes a ride on the untimate soul train when a clerical error in the underworld's Accounting Department mistakenly sends him to hell.
FLUSHED: (Buddy-Sports-Comedy) When coaches of a football team with the worst collegiate record in Florida state history are given one season to take their team to a Bowl game or lose their jobs, the solution to their problem arrives in the form of the Toilet Bowl.
HOPELESS: (Romantic Comedy) A man copes with his wife deserting him on the day of their fifth wedding anniversary—especially devastating and humiliating considering the man works as a marriage counselor.
IN THE CHILL OF THE MORNING: (Buddy-Comedy-Satire-Mystery-Adventure) Marshall Arts, an African-American security specialist from Ohio, teams up with Clark Barr, the bigoted Chief of Police of Ball, Mississippi, to solve a series of brutal murders.
MILK MEN: (Family-Comedy-Action-Adventure) Milk Man and his sidekick Calcium Boy do battle with the nefarious forces of the Fein & Dandy Candy Company.
NOTHING TOULOUSE: (Romantic Revenge Comedy) Two beautiful French women dumped at the altar form a pact to go after each other’s ex-boyfriend.
paraMADics: (Dramedy) Adapted from my novel based upon my cousin's six year stint as an Emergency Medical Technician, this is the story of Mark Bascomb's roller coaster ride as a rookie EMT where the difference between life and death is often measured in seconds.
SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS: (Comedy) When three friends get fired after working twelve years as adult-sized elves at a New Orleans tourist attraction called Santa's North Pole Plantation, they meet a street musician claiming to be a real elf who just might be telling the truth.
SCRATCHER: (Black Romantic Comedy) Owners of a grocery store chain who sponsor a contest and wind up with more Grand Prize winners than they can afford to pay decide it’s cheaper to hire a hit man to bump off the winners.
SCARLETT FEVER: (Dramedy Short) A man copes with his wife's strange behavior (she was born in Detroit and has never been south of Cincinnati) when she suddenly decides she’s Scarlett O’Hara.
SHELL SHOCKED: (Comedy) After 24 consecutive appearances as the King Walnut mascot in Walnut Creek's annual Walnut Festival, Larry Sweet is replaced by a rival in a squirrel costume—an event that proves more than the emotionally fragile Larry can handle. Now King Walnut is cracking up. Heaven help the citizens of Walnut Creek.
THAT'S LIFE: (Buddy-Comedy) It’s four buddies, two bodies and a hell of a lot of money when a lounge singer specializing in Frank Sinatra songs and his best friend who’s a plumber go on the run after they take possession of a large amount of mob money meant for L.A.'s reigning crime boss. Together, they're in for a night they'll never forget...if they live long enough to remember.
THE BOOT: (Comedy) Through the government’s Nonni Program, a down-on-their-luck Italian family adopts what turns out to be the grandfather-from-hell in order to claim his inheritance when he dies.
UNCLE $CAM: (Buddy-Comedy-Mystery-Adventure) A seasoned government auditor and his rookie apprentice run for their lives in Orlando when a routine audit leads to a murder they get blamed for.
WISHCRAFT INC.: (Comedy-Fantasy-Adventure) The devil plans to retire and his two top demons will do anything to become the new boss in a tale of redemption and salvation that pits them against each other and a one-hit singer-songwriter hoping to resurrect his career.
DRAMA
FILAREE: (Based Upon the Novel by Marguerite Noble) Beginning in 1910, Filaree tells the true story of Melissa Baker's incredible life in a saga spanning sixty years that clearly shows while men may have conquered the West, it was the women who tamed it.
PETTICOAT RULERS: (Drama) Tells the true story of the historic 1920 election in Jackson, Wyoming that created the first city government in the United States run entirely by women.
HORROR
DARK CHANNEL: (Horror) A channeling session goes horribly wrong and unleashes an ancient evil on an unsuspecting world.
VANPIRE: (Horror) A modern day Dracula whose van is a coffin-on-wheels goes to night school to quench his thirst for higher education.
MYSTERY
ASSASSINS DON'T PAY RENT: (Mystery-Romantic-Comedy-Adventure) A man searches for his private investigator uncle’s killer, assisted by a “fictional” detective come to life and the woman who originally hired the uncle for the case that got him killed.
SCIENCE FICTION
FAXSIMILE: (Science-Fiction Adventure) An alien mothership hijacks a U.S. communications satellite and faxes its invasion force to Earth.
LONDONAUTS: (Science-Fiction Adventure) Centuries after they were due home, the crew of the Spaceship Europa returns to an Earth that's been ruled by aliens for more than five hundred years.
TOUR DE FORCE: (Science-Fiction Adventure) A tourist is killed in Miami and the victim's sister comes to claim his body. Both are aliens from another planet.
THRILLER
COLD WARRIORS: (Action Thriller) When corporate downsizing hits the Central Intelligence Agency, not all of the agents being let go are content to stroll quietly off into the sunset.
EXECUTABLE: (Action Thriller) College student John Strickland doesn't realize he has something to die for—the file of the only surviving copy of everyone in the Federal Witness Relocation Program that the New York Mob and the Russian Mafia desperately want.
WHEN THE VOW BREAKS: (Thriller) It's a Honeymoon from Hell when a man learns his bride is a professional assassin and he's at the top of her hit list.
WESTERN
OUTRIDER: (Western) A Civil War veteran avenges his brother's murder...one bullet at a time.
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2012 Paul Glen Neuman. All Rights Reserved.